do you ever just think about mountain dew
I mean look at it
that dew could be from anything on the mountain
it could be goat piss
they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle
(Source: sawhoo)
(( I call it Irradiated Horse Piss. One of my lesbian friends told me that adding salt to it makes it taste like a...
I always thought it was alien vomit.